lmao, random generators are funny: "A half-ogre wizard who grew up as the child of a soldier constantly travelling from the edges of one battlefield to another and knows everything there is to know about the best time to plant carrots, but newer [sic] digs the latrine deep enough and just laughs if off"
HA! The last lines in most of these are the best: "A half-elf cleric who grew up on an island cut off by a causeway that emerged once a year, seeing her self as the only member of her family capable of redemption, but is deeply devout and can recite her entire holy text from start to finish, without uttering a single error and often freaks people out with inappropriate hugs or shoulder punches"
"A halfling cleric who grew up spending all of her time with imaginary friends, fighting to regain the diluted powers of her bloodline, but is unable to remain faithful to just one romantic partner and is known for having a different partner in each town that she routinely visits and has a good reputation for it"
lmao, random generators are funny:
ReplyDelete"A half-ogre wizard who grew up as the child of a soldier constantly travelling from the edges of one battlefield to another and knows everything there is to know about the best time to plant carrots, but newer [sic] digs the latrine deep enough and just laughs if off"
HA! The last lines in most of these are the best: "A half-elf cleric who grew up on an island cut off by a causeway that emerged once a year, seeing her self as the only member of her family capable of redemption, but is deeply devout and can recite her entire holy text from start to finish, without uttering a single error and often freaks people out with inappropriate hugs or shoulder punches"
ReplyDeleteAwesome find Sophia! 🙏
ReplyDeleteI feel like a grammar nazi, all I could see in the screenshot were glaring typos.
ReplyDeleteAlways love free random tools, though! Thanks!
Here's what I generated, first try:
ReplyDelete"A halfling cleric who grew up spending all of her time with imaginary friends, fighting to regain the diluted powers of her bloodline, but is unable to remain faithful to just one romantic partner and is known for having a different partner in each town that she routinely visits and has a good reputation for it"
There's a lot to dig out of that description!
ReplyDeleteMAGIC ITEM
A locket that glows gold when you smell a person with ill intentions
MAGIC ITEM
ReplyDeleteA rock that makes you tired every time you hear a person of higher status than you
A coin that makes you happy every time you see an enemy