I NEED YOU TO GO AND FUCKING WALK TO THE RIVER OF MYSTERY. KISS THE ANACHRONISTIC GOLEM, THEN SAY THE MAGIC WORD TO ACTIVATE THE MAGNETIC CHAINMAIL POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT OF A LEWD DWARF.
ONLY THEN CAN YOU BRING LIGHT TO THE FOREST OF DARKNESS. JOIN THE QUEST, THEY SAID. SEE THE WORLD, THEY SAID. I'D RATHER BE SAILING
Ok, that is pretty hilarious.
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WALK TO THE RIVER OF MYSTERY. KISS THE ANACHRONISTIC GOLEM, THEN SAY THE MAGIC WORD TO ACTIVATE THE MAGNETIC CHAINMAIL POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT OF A LEWD DWARF.
ONLY THEN CAN YOU BRING LIGHT TO THE FOREST OF DARKNESS.
JOIN THE QUEST, THEY SAID. SEE THE WORLD, THEY SAID. I'D RATHER BE SAILING
... I would run this.
Tam H Haha, nice. Sounds like something that would be great for OSR D&D games.
ReplyDeleteThat was my thought too. It's better at gonzo than I am, for sure.
ReplyDeleteCaulk the wagon? That never ends well.
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